Friday, September 14, 2007

This morning was for the birds!!!

Ok...so Carson had a doctors appointment today at 10:40 a.m. in Littleton (approx 50 minutes away), so I wanted to be ready to go with everything set by 9:45 a.m.. Everything was going PERFECTLY to the plan:

I got directions on MAPQUEST, I fed the baby and put him to sleep for another 2 hours, I showered, I got the diaper bag ready (yeah--it has taken me A LOT of tries not to forget something!!), I ate breakfast, I took care of the Dog.....I even wrote a couple of thank you notes!!

Then all hell broke lose.

I had to feed Carson almost right up to when I wanted to leave, which was no big deal until I put him in his carseat so I could take the dog out to "outside potty"...the rest goes like this:

9:40 a.m.--come back inside with Kava who immediately runs upstairs and gets under the bed to avoid going in his kennel. Irritating.

9:42 a.m.--out of the corner of my eye, I see Carson spit up ALL OVER the carseat, and as I go over to him he spits up two more times. He is SOAKED and the carseat is too. The Dog is still under the bed. I say "Oh crap--I gotta change this kid and I don't want to be late" and I yell upstairs "Kava you better get down here NOW!!"

9:44 a.m.--I am cleaning up my poor child and trying to dry up the carseat. There is spit-up everywhere, and I can honestly say that this was the WORST spit up yet...period. The Dog is still under the bed. I say "What the @!#@%& is going on here??? This is $#%#$ gross!! @!##%% you Dog, you better get down here if you want to live"... I also called Mike to let him share this stressful moment with me. :) He successfully talks me down from the edge...

9:50 a.m.--Carson has a new outfit on, but he isn't at all jazzed about getting back into his carseat. I finally get him loaded up and in the car. The Dog is still under the bed. I go get Kava's leash, and when he hears this he comes sprinting downstairs, looks at the expression on my face, and sprints into his kennel and lays down. Good for him--smart to pick his battles wisely.

9:52--I'm on the road not quite 10 minutes late, but pretty frazzled. Needless to say, a few cars received some commentary (you are an @#!@% !!!) on my drive to the doctor, but we arrived at 10:45 for the 10:40 appointment. Mike met us there, and had taken care of all of the paperwork.

Afterwards, Mike fed Carson a bottle at the nearby outlet mall while I looked around in Baby Gap to calm the nerves a bit. Mike is really a GOOD GUY--I don't know what I would do without him :)

The baby is sleeping now, but man--what a morning. I'm sure it won't be the last...

2 comments:

Aunt Anita said...

What? Sweet Lisa flipping out at dogs and anonymous drivers? Glad to know you're human, sweetie!

Adorable pics of the clan!

Love you--
Aunt Anita

LaNan said...

Oh my! Hopefully Carson didn't cry in the car on the way there. That always got me really stressed! You've inspired me to document these kinds of days. I usually try to forget them but they are pretty hilarious to look back on. Honestly, I don't know how mommas do it sometimes.