It is time for Boobs McGee to retire

I have some pretty mixed feelings now that my time as "Boobs McGee" is coming to a close. I am certainly glad that I have breast-fed Carson, even though it was hard at times. I achieved my goal of nursing him until he waas 6 months old, and now that he has a little tooth pushing through on the bottom--it seems like a good time to call it quits and bid breastfeeding a bittersweet goodbye. This also means that I am released from the PRISON OF FOOD...which means

is back on the menu!!! It is a celebration, people! In fact, I believe that I am going to have a "Hooters for a different reason" party to mark this occasion. The invitation might look something like this:

Join Lisa to celebrate having HOOTERS for a different reason...

at Hooters, of course. Date and Time TBA

This next picture is pretty irrelevant to my upcoming party, but it made me laugh nonetheless. Ha ha ha--what a funny world we live in.

So I leave you with this, everyone: Women are not for decoration!!! :) Now who wants to come to my party at Hooters??